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JOKE

What did the ghost say to his Girlfriend?

ANSWER

You look Boo-tiful!

JOKE

What is a ghost's favorite ice cream flavor?

ANSWER

Cookies N' Scream

JOKE

Why didn't the skeleton wear shorts?

ANSWER

Because he didn't want anyone seeing his boney legs!

JOKE

Why didn't the zombie go to get his driver's license?

ANSWER

Because he didn't want to be asked to be an organ donor!

JOKE

What did the ghost say to his Girlfriend?

ANSWER

You look Boo-tiful!

JOKE

What is a ghost's favorite ice cream flavor?

ANSWER

Cookies N' Scream

JOKE

Why didn't the skeleton wear shorts?

ANSWER

Because he didn't want anyone seeing his boney legs!

JOKE

Why didn't the zombie go to get his driver's license?

ANSWER

Because he didn't want to be asked to be an organ donor!

JOKE

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

ANSWER

He had no BODY to go with!

JOKE

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

ANSWER

To get to the body shop!

JOKE

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

ANSWER

Because they're crab apples!

JOKE

What do witches eat at Halloween?

ANSWER

Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

JOKE

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

ANSWER

He had no BODY to go with!

JOKE

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

ANSWER

To get to the body shop!

JOKE

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

ANSWER

Because they're crab apples!

JOKE

What do witches eat at Halloween?

ANSWER

Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

JOKE

What did the scarecrow win an award?

ANSWER

Because he was outstanding in his field?

JOKE

What room does a ghost not need?

ANSWER

A living room!

JOKE

Why are ghost so bad at lying?

ANSWER

Because you can see right through them!

JOKE

Why is there a fence around a cemetery?

ANSWER

Because people are dying to get in!

JOKE

What did the scarecrow win an award?

ANSWER

Because he was outstanding in his field?

JOKE

What room does a ghost not need?

ANSWER

A living room!

JOKE

Why are ghost so bad at lying?

ANSWER

Because you can see right through them!

JOKE

Why is there a fence around a cemetery?

ANSWER

Because people are dying to get in!